This place stinks its tootie frootie and smells like watermelon.The food is bad because it tastes like dry pizza the water is even dirty. Why would anyone want to be here, who would send their companion to jail.This is not the respect I deserve from saving a bird from the cat.Im leaving tomorrow so I can be appreciated,so i’m going to hawaii. On second thought i think ill stay here its to hot in hawaii and there are sharks everywhere.There even was a tornado so i hightailed it out of their and i’m glad to go home.What im staying another year this cant be happening.Im moving to Florida.

Hello my name is Jerry.Right now i’m in a retirement home with my friend Garrett the ferret.We are the survivors of the zombie attack of 2018.Let me tell the story…It all happened when the added butterscotch and barqs.We went to work but we saw them and ran into a factory and Garrett bit one zombie buying us time to leave the room.We hid out in a bunker until we heard it was clear to come out.It was virtual reality and the zombie apocalypse was only a myth.But they let us have butterscotch and barqs when the chicken dropped in the game Zombie Apocalypse In The Future.

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(Director of game JS)