If I was a dog in obedience school

This place stinks its tootie frootie and smells like watermelon.The food is bad because it tastes like dry pizza the water is even dirty. Why would anyone want to be here, who would send their companion to jail.This is not the respect I deserve from saving a bird from the cat.Im leaving tomorrow so I can be appreciated,so i’m going to hawaii. On second thought i think ill stay here its to hot in hawaii and there are sharks everywhere.There even was a tornado so i hightailed it out of their and i’m glad to go home.What im staying another year this cant be happening.Im moving to Florida.

Zombie Apocalypse

Hello my name is Jerry.Right now i’m in a retirement home with my friend Garrett the ferret.We are the survivors of the zombie attack of 2018.Let me tell the story…It all happened when the added butterscotch and barqs.We went to work but we saw them and ran into a factory and Garrett bit one zombie buying us time to leave the room.We hid out in a bunker until we heard it was clear to come out.It was virtual reality and the zombie apocalypse was only a myth.But they let us have butterscotch and barqs when the chicken dropped in the game Zombie Apocalypse In The Future.

THE END

(Director of game JS)

Pioneers

The journey west was harsh people I knew had passed and the people still alive were sick or pulling the the wagon until their last breath.When we finally got to California it was a ghost town and the people who were left started packing.We went to go to San Francisco because we heard it was a boom town.We built a log cabin because we thought we finally found a home and we even set up a ranch.But there was a stampede that destroyed houses and ended lives,so we moved to Texas and finally settled.